That would be much sweeter if he hadn’t recently assaulted her.

Hooray for his not being over yet!

Because it looked like you’re cold in there.

Just give up man, you’ll never figure it out.

cray cray

I believe the term is “eloping”.

I can’t tell if that’s bad phrasing on account of it being in English
or very clever phrasing on account of him being drunk.

Shit just got real.

So far this looks like it’s going to be as great as I hoped. This season is awesome. Thursdays are going to be ridiculous.

(Source: pectus-pectoris, via uwanosorade)