God damnit, why are you naked?


You can’t solve all your problems by conquering things.

Gonna miss these guys.

Hooray for him not getting killed and also not being a total dick!

Pulled a Bowser. Dick move.

Don’t be so hard on yourself, you’re still a young airliner.

Well shit. The chickens from Zelda are at it again.

Nice snake skin pants bro.


Tell him he’s a shit class.

Tempting fate.

God damned mid-season breaks.

Infinite booze works!

I passed that bitch a note. Bitches love notes.