Spoiler alert: hugs solve everything.

Just makes me think of an office worker that plays too much Tomb Raider.

Hopes: deleted.

That shouldn’t be too difficult. We love raising out terror alert level. We have a color chart to make it more fun and everything.

Well, no, Mao is a cat, so…

And with that simple question, a wave of cross dressing based fanart sprung into existence somewhere.

So hungry now…

Appropriate response.

I’ve seen some not-so-subtle product placement in my time. But this… this is on a whole different level.

That wall you just broke is coming out of your pay.