Leave it to Japan to come up with a perfectly justifiable reason to put tentacles in a jumpsuit.

And it’s going to be fabulous.

pseudomaru asked:
I have told you that your captions are just gold? Cause they are.

me watching this show

Well then Salty Dog can go suck a salty dick.

I can’t remember your name, but thank you that. 

Condition one: don’t be a bitch.

In other news, a riot broke out after residents witness a popular local idol assaulting child. The crowd calmed down once she stopped running and sang.

Well wasn’t that convenient.

There’s nothing about this I don’t like.

party softly

yes good